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Is Frank DeGods gonna become a good trader in 2026?

Pool

259.9

SOL

Bets

25

DEGENS

YES 38%NO 62%
#2 HOT
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Will there be a Pump.fun airdrop before WW3?

Pool

249.1

SOL

Bets

23

DEGENS

YES 73%NO 27%
#3 HOT
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Is Lexapro gonna manage to trade without scamming his community?

Pool

238.3

SOL

Bets

27

DEGENS

YES 9%NO 91%
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Does Kanye West also like Bashar al-Assad?

Kanye please close the debate

Pool

1.0

SOL

Yes

1.0

SOL

No

0.0

SOL

YES 100%NO 0%
YES
👤 @fbbcb19f-0220-449a-a03a-dc8cd2967e00⏰ 11/29/2026
Status: ActiveID: 2ce15e82
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Will Neon be demanded for his rug token

Neon rugged a token to his followers. Will someone take legal action for his rug actions?

Pool

11.0

SOL

Yes

10.0

SOL

No

1.0

SOL

YES 91%NO 9%
YES
👤 @f38beb71-9e4c-4add-9a42-efc4de078d9f⏰ 4/30/2026
Status: ActiveID: 40402609
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Donald Trump Will rug the work again in 2026??

lol fuck the president

Pool

1.0

SOL

Yes

1.0

SOL

No

0.0

SOL

YES 100%NO 0%
YES
👤 @a589d2f5-06a4-4dd9-a1d9-f77461673cb6⏰ 12/27/2026
Status: ActiveID: 8f0b63f6
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Are those fucking racist rage-mongers going to stop insulting black people on PumpFuns live streams?

Are those fucking racist rage-mongers going to stop insulting black people on PumpFuns live streams???

Pool

2.0

SOL

Yes

2.0

SOL

No

0.0

SOL

YES 100%NO 0%
YES
👤 @fbbcb19f-0220-449a-a03a-dc8cd2967e00⏰ 6/29/2026
Status: ActiveID: 61b1863f
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Will bitcoin rush $200k in 2026

Will bitcoin rush $200k in 2026

Pool

5.0

SOL

Yes

5.0

SOL

No

0.0

SOL

YES 100%NO 0%
YES
👤 @a589d2f5-06a4-4dd9-a1d9-f77461673cb6⏰ 9/30/2026
Status: ActiveID: 7742d9f4
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Will 2026 be the deadliest year for Palestinians since 1967?

If the number is up than 70000

Pool

5.0

SOL

Yes

5.0

SOL

No

0.0

SOL

YES 100%NO 0%
YES
👤 @fbbcb19f-0220-449a-a03a-dc8cd2967e00⏰ 12/28/2026
Status: ActiveID: 5807f01d
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Trump gonna rug the whole world again in 2026?

Is Trump gonna rug the whole world again in 2026?

Pool

22.0

SOL

Yes

17.0

SOL

No

5.0

SOL

YES 77%NO 23%
YES
NO
👤 @a589d2f5-06a4-4dd9-a1d9-f77461673cb6⏰ 1/25/2026
Status: ActiveID: 9b0cc2fd
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Frank DeGods gonna become a good trader in 2026?

Will Frank DeGods, the famous NFT creator, finally master the art of trading and become consistently profitable throughout 2026? Or will he keep getting rekt?

Pool

259.9

SOL

Yes

98.2

SOL

No

161.7

SOL

YES 38%NO 62%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/27/2026
Status: ActiveID: f927fc26
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Lexapro gonna manage to trade without scamming his community?

Will Lexapro finally trade with integrity and stop rugpulling his followers in 2026? Can a leopard change its spots?

Pool

238.3

SOL

Yes

22.4

SOL

No

215.9

SOL

YES 9%NO 91%
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/22/2026
Status: ActiveID: 30e2b15e
🪙 MEMECOIN
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Will there be a Pump.fun airdrop before WW3?

Will Pump.fun announce and distribute an airdrop to users before World War 3 breaks out? A race between generosity and global catastrophe.

Pool

249.1

SOL

Yes

181.3

SOL

No

67.8

SOL

YES 73%NO 27%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/30/2026
Status: ActiveID: 55a9c29d
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